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Just Say No To Sex

(Extended spoof, presented In 10 installments of 4 pages each. This is the second installment; previous ones are included on this site, in case you miss one.)

"They all seem impressively genuine in their intentions," Dr. Coburn replied. "As young people are prone to do, they actually want to do their part to help save the world – and now they see a practical way to proceed.”

“We shall see. But, even if you are able to inculcate your linguistic nonsense, how long do you expect they'll abstain before their fulminating libidos overwhelm your flimsy barricades?”

“Until they are comfortably and safely married. I also assume that the most diligent students will continue to maintain a commendable degree of procreative moderation in wedlock.”

“Please, they’d all be much safer simply using condoms.”

“Condoms? Oh, don't even mention the word. How unnatural, how risky, how–“

“– About waiting for time to reveal the answer?” she interrupted, and then, sighing, said, “Dear me…

Find cheap used car

Cheap used can be found from number of sources. The people those who are looking for cheap used car are simply looking for the best possible car that meet their need and at the lowest possible cost that is with in their budget.

Cheap used car is the most promising category for real bargains. Cheap used car can be easily found to your nearest automobile dealer, auctions, individual and on internet. Considerable care should be taken will buying a used car because most of used car comes without nay guarantee and warranty.

You get more position with automobile dealer where you can look out for the used car which you are looking for and even late model vehicles that have been taken in trade and are in good condition. Older and desirable vehicle are most of the time send to the auctions to be purchased by individual.

Individual car are lots are a potential source of used car. You can get it at a very low rate as there is always a possibility of getting price low down as you can bargain.

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8 Reasons Why You Should Email Me One Dollar

Paypal has made it possible to quickly and easily send money over the Internet. This allows us to pay for all kinds of purchases with a lot less hassle. It also will allow you, everyone who reads this article, to send me, Timothy Ward, $1.00.

Being the cynics that you are, I know you're probably asking: "Why should I send you $1.00? I barely even know you. If I hadn't somehow stumbled onto this article I wouldn't even have known that you exist. I still don't know how I came across this ridiculous article, I was trying to find my brother-in-law's blog."

Since I know that humanoids are by nature untrusting, and I know that you can spare the dollar, I will now generously provide 8 reasons why you should immediately paypal me a buck. I don't think I'll need more than 5 reasons but I like to give people their money's worth. Plus I have a word count to think about. So without further ado:

(1) Sending me $1.00 will keep you from spending it on someth…

Chevy Astro: Not Flashy But Practical

Offered in three trim levels which comprise of the base, the LS, and the LT, the Chevy Astro is a truck-based minivan however it is not as flashy as the rest of the brands in its own segment. Yes, it does not boast of flashy gadgets and high technology features. However, amidst everything, the Chevy Astro comes to basically serve its purpose, and that is to transport and delivery cargo and passengers. This function is done with the utmost care and safety and also provides total and great convenience. In a nutshell, this vehicle offers stability, safety and durability since its introduction back in the late 1980s.

Taking a look at the Chevy Astro’s interior, this vehicle boasts a cabin that can take a maximum of eight passengers. It has two front buckets seats. The rear part of the vehicle has two rear benches that could seat three people. The second row buckets seats are optional, though. Just like most vehicles nowadays, the rear seats could be removed or folded down. By doing such, …

How To Get Yourself Out Of Dirty Carpet Hell

Research the carpet cleaning companies in your area before hiring anyone. Without the proper input and questions, it's almost impossible to make an educated decision about choosing a cleaner. Do not forget the good advice here that can help you choose a reliable carpet cleaning service.

Learn about the reputation of any carpet cleaning company you are considering hiring. Lots of firms exist, and not all have the same level of experience and reliability. Talk to your friends and family to get some references and also look for reviews online. This increases your chances of finding a reputable cleaning company that will suit your needs.

You should call several carpet cleaning companies before deciding on one. Since many companies offer dramatically different rates, it is a good idea to make sure that you are getting the best deal. If a company is offering a rate that is drastically lower than all of the rest, you should see this as a red flag.

Have your carpets cleaned as often as yo…

Tips For Successfully Performing Auto Repair At Home

When it comes to auto repairs, you can often feel like you're at a loss. What can you do to make sure that you have everything handled correctly next time. What have you been doing wrong? Compare your ideals with the following tips that have been provided for you as a guide.

Do you have a hard time starting your car? Your battery probably needs to be recharged or replaced. You need to check the state of charge of your battery. You can use a hydrometer or a voltmeter depending on the type of battery you have. If you have been regularly recharging your battery, it might be time for a new one.

Know what the repair is going to cost you before handing over your keys. If a certain cost confuses you, don't hesitate to clear this up with the mechanic before allowing him or her to make repairs to your vehicle. You do not want to be surprised with added charges when you are handed the final bill.

Always ask lots of questions when you take your car to get repaired. Don't let the mech…